If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game.
Right now, a horny herd of guys is probably glued to Fox News, tossing around some locker room talk about how sex isn’t about the women, but about their pleasure, their satisfaction. It’s all about lovin’ ’em and leavin’, baby! Meanwhile, in the next room, their wives are reminiscing about the one that got away—that guy from college, a real muff-mauling mofo who could make their genitals gyrate in ecstasy. If life had played out more advantageously, they might even admit, that’s the man they would be with—not the oblivious, red-hat-wearing troglodyte who can’t seem to grasp the importance of getting women off.
Somewhere along the line in human evolution, a lot of guys got it in their heads that bringing a woman to orgasm wasn’t all that important. Some even dared call the female climax a myth. But let’s be real—life is short, and we’re sure whatever beady-eyed creator put womankind on this godforsaken planet wanted her to have that ass tapped reeaal good before it was all over. That’s one theory. Another possibility, one posited by a new study in Evolutionary Psychology, suggests that the female orgasm probably exists to help women choose the most suitable mate and “promote relationship satisfaction.” In short, her orgasm ideally serves to help her weed out the limp-dick losers.
“I slept around a lot in my 20s and even married a guy I ended up hating. Then I had an affair with a man who gave me the best orgasms of my life. I don’t know what happened, but here we are, nearly six years later, still together. I don’t even look at other guys anymore.”
