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Feminist Men Get Laid More!

According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the neighborhood bar and grill in conservative America, and there could be trouble. It’s a term that invokes fear in petty men, presumably those convinced that the ethos...

Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 8

Got a case of the midweek blahs? Here’s a little something to perk you up! A half-dozen HUSTLER Honeys dolled up in their dainty underthings—until they peel out of their scanties to show off the goods underneath. Go ahead; dig in! Alexis Crystal  Mary Rock  Emma Hix  Madi Meadows Natalia Starr  Sybil...

Udo Dirkschneider: Rocking the Pandemic

Udo Dirkschneider—the man, the myth, the legend—has returned with his namesake band U.D.O and a brand-new double-live record, Live in Bulgaria 2020: Pandemic Survival Show. Many people remember Udo Dirkschneider as the original lead singer in the classic German metal band Accept, which achieved widespread prominence with the iconic 1984 hit “Balls to the Wall.”...