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September 2021

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Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!

Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns surrounding it threw a sizable monkey wrench into the works. Sadly, COVID-19 led to the postponement of the photoshoot for this year’s winner, leaving readers waiting with bated breath. ...

The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright

Meet The Dead Deads, a trio of rocking females that features McQueen Dead on drums, Daisy Dead on bass and Meta Dead on guitar and vocals. The Nashville-based group plays a blend of hardcore metal riffs, perfected pop hooks and dark themes to create a uniquely cool new sound. They count the bands Seether, Bush,...

Feminist Men Get Laid More!

According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the neighborhood bar and grill in conservative America, and there could be trouble. It’s a term that invokes fear in petty men, presumably those convinced that the ethos...