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KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice cream? It’s a trick question because she would be her own flavor. And it wouldn’t be ice cream. It would just be a fun sensation in your...

Nice and Naughty in “A More Perfect Union”

Taking sides in the conflict between good and evil, two bombshells square off verbally. But will they intimately team up to bare their essentials for “A More Perfect Union”?...

Democracy In Action

Out of a field of 18 A-list porn stars, Bree Olson—the award-winning superstar of hundreds of hardcore flicks—grabbed our top honor by a cushy margin. It’s an impressive victory for the cornfed cutie from Indiana, especially since she’s been out of the industry for over two years now! Bree dropped by HUSTLER headquarters to pick...