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Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU’RE TOO FUCKED UP? WHAT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAY WHEN I SMACK THAT BUTT? WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU RUN OUTTA DRUGS? BABY WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU BUST A NUT?” IF YOU’VE SEEN THE HANGOVER (AND WHO HASN’T?) YOU’VE HEARD THAT RAP. MICKEY AVALON WRITES LIKE HE LIVES. HE’S...

Juggalette Jamboree

“The Gathering of the Juggalos” is one of the wildest, weirdest events on the planet. Held in the Middle of Nowhere, Illinois, it’s the music festival put on every year by “the most hated band in the world,” Insane Clown Posse. The Gathering is five days of complete madness with no cops, no rules, every...

April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh

She’s heard it from countless club owners who expected her to bomb: People won’t laugh at a sexy woman telling jokes. They were always surprised when Macie killed instead. “It’s an element of surprise I guess,” she reasons. “Especially if they aren’t familiar with your work. Most men are confused about how your tits can...