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Big Pharma: America’s Drug Cartel

A single class of narcotics is responsible for more than 16,000 overdose deaths and 475,000 emergency room visits annually in America. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calls it an epidemic. It’s not coke, crack or black tar heroin. These narcos don’t sport lizard boots and gold chains. Yet the profits they rake in...

Ass & Grass

Porn and pot have been pals for decades. Now they’re going into business together. HUSTLER reveals the similarities between the two industries and introduces us to the major marijuana players in porn. Ass and grass: it’s a match made in heaven. The pornography business owes much of its success to trained creative, marketing and business...

Body Hack Hell

 IT’S NOON ON WEDNESDAY, AND I’M CHOOSING TO EAT A WHOLE PLAIN POTATO. OF MY OWN FREE WILL. I STEAMED IT IN MY OFFICE MICROWAVE LIKE THE WEIRD SAD GUY FROM ACCOUNTING DOES. IT’S THE KIND YOU PROBABLY THINK OF WHEN YOU IMAGINE A POTATO—BROWN, LUMPY, DIRTY. A RUSSET MAYBE? I THINK THAT’S WHAT IT’S...