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College Anal 101: A Study Guide

IT’S EVIDENT THAT PUBLIC EDUCATION IS FAILING IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN STUDENTS CONTINUE TO ARRIVE AT COLLEGE ANAL VIRGINS. THIS, I SUSPECT, IS WHY DIRECTOR RICK DAVIS IS SHOOTING HUSTLER’S COLLEGE ANAL 101— TO FILL THE GAPS CENSORED OUT OF STATE-SPONSORED SEX-ED COURSES. I, IN TURN, AM ON SET TO CREATE A KIND OF STUDY...

In The Flesh

DO YOU DREAM OF FUCKING KAYDEN KROSS? FANTASIZE ABOUT PUSHING YOUR HARD COCK INTO TEAGAN PRESLEY’S TIGHT PINK TWAT? MEET THE MAN WHO CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE—SORT OF.   If you’ve watched porn and/or masturbated at any point in the past ten years—in other words, if you’re alive—you’re probably familiar with Fleshlight, the popular sex...

Tough Love: Dommes & Subs

NATALIE IS OUT ON THE TOWN, NEW YORK TO BE SPECIFIC. SHE STRIDES DOWN THE SIDEWALK, A SHOCK OF PINK HAIR FALLING ACROSS HER ALABASTER FOREHEAD. SHE IS DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL, INKED AND PIERCED, BUT NO ONE IS LOOKING AT HER. EVERYONE IS STARING AT WHAT’S IN FRONT OF HER: A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR. ON...