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HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison

HUSTLER has had no shortage of legal entanglements since it first began publishing in 1974. In 1977, America’s Magazine took its brushes with the law to a whole new level, spending an entire issue behind bars.  The May ’77 HUSTLER—dubbed the Special Prison Issue—was a months-in-the-works project that took an interesting twist when, as it...

Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE STARS, GIVES HUSTLER AN EXCLUSIVE ON A CUTTING EDGE VAGINAL REJUVENATION PROCEDURE—WITHOUT THE CUTTING. NO DOWNTIME. NO DOWNSIDE. JUST RADIOFREQUENCY ENERGY GENTLY HEATING THE TISSUES TO RESTORE TONE AND FUNCTION. WE...

HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy

Space: the final frontier. And, it turns out, the setting for a classic HUSTLER layout that was pretty out of this world.  In 1979, space travel, aliens and sci-fi in general were front and center in popular culture. Star Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind had sparked a widespread fascination with those themes a couple...