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How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

IF YOU THINK PORN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING UP AND FUCKING, THEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MISINFORMED. THE TRUTH IS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT—WHETHER YOU’RE A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR OR AGENT— IS A DEMANDING AND UNPREDICTABLE MISTRESS, WHERE ONLY THE SHREWDEST AND MOST PERSISTENT ENDURE. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? Porn is an industry—and a competitive one at that....

Kimber Kicks Ass

Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it.  As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her fists punch holes in the air with swift, silent power. Her petite body morphs from one pose to the next with...

Sick Nick

NICK SWARDSON FIRST ROLLED HIS WAY INTO OUR HEARTS AS STREET MEAT IN RENO 911! AND CONTINUES TO BARE HIS PLUCKY SOUL IN ADAM SANDLER’S FINEST FLICKS. RENOWNED FOR RAUNCHY TRUTHS VIA GAY ROBOT, SWARDSON’S BRAND OF HUMOR IS IN-YOUR-FACE FUNNY. AFTER TWO SOLID DECADES IN THE COMEDY GAME, NICK POPPED BY HUSTLER FOR A...