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12 Lays of Christmas

The assignment: to review hundreds of sex toys in an effort to hand-select for our readers the best, hottest XXX gifts of the season. Our hard-working staff devoted umpteen hours of research to achieve countless orgasms. Sure, we’re a little sore, but to be honest, it was the best goddamn assignment of our lives! In...

How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

IF YOU THINK PORN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING UP AND FUCKING, THEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MISINFORMED. THE TRUTH IS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT—WHETHER YOU’RE A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR OR AGENT— IS A DEMANDING AND UNPREDICTABLE MISTRESS, WHERE ONLY THE SHREWDEST AND MOST PERSISTENT ENDURE. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? Porn is an industry—and a competitive one at that....

Kimber Kicks Ass

Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it.  As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her fists punch holes in the air with swift, silent power. Her petite body morphs from one pose to the next with...