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The World Is Flat!

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the distinction between true and false (i.e., the standards of thought) no longer exist.” —Hannah Arendt, political philosopher, 1951 If you would have told...

Brooke Candy

“SO KEEP ON PUSHING YOUR POSITION, AND MAKE ’EM SWALLOW UP YOUR VISION, ANOTHER ORGANIZED RELIGION, DUMB DE DUMB DUMB THEY ALL FALL DOWN.” —“WAR” “SO TAKE YOUR CAPITALIST INTEREST AND MAKE AMERICA YOUR BITCHES.” —“WAR” Working with Todd was so amazing. He’s a close friend and such a lovely and talented human being. I...

Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang

MASKED MEN LOUNGE AROUND THE LOBBY OF THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS. TWO LUCHADORES STAND LIKE BODYGUARDS ON EITHER SIDE OF A MANNEQUIN MADE TO RESEMBLE DONALD TRUMP. A MIDDLE-AGED LONE RANGER RECLINES ON A ROMANESQUE BED SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS STONE PHALLUSES AS BEDPOSTS. A MAN IN A SKI MASK AND ANOTHER MAN...