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So You Want to Be a Pro Dominatrix?

Before you crack the whip, you’ll need to crack the books—or at least study this primer from a domme who knows what it takes to succeed. Breaking into the professional dominatrix business isn’t just a matter of putting on some leather, picking up a whip and bossing subs around—it requires a lot of training, hard...

HUSTLER Classic: A Pregnant Pause

Whoa, mama—and oh, baby! The November ’94 HUSTLER graced readers with a pictorial that really delivered. Or at least revolved around a model who was very close to delivering.  “Kelly: Knocked-Up Knockout” was swelling with sexuality, thanks to a very pregnant Honey who didn’t let a little thing like imminent childbirth prevent her from sharing...

Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan differences aside and celebrate what truly makes this nation special—life, liberty and the pursuit of pussy. Join us now, then, for “Tail to the Chief: A Presidents’ Day Fuckfest.” This...