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December 2024

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Make It Rain

THIS GIG IS NO JOKE. STRIP CLUB DJS DESERVE YOUR RESPECT. THE GOOD ONES AT LEAST. THEY’RE THE HEROES WHO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER. THEY DEAL WITH CUSTOMERS AND MANAGEMENT, ALL WHILE TALKING ON THE MIC AND PROGRAMMING MUSIC FOR DOZENS OF DANCERS. BEING A SUCCESSFUL STRIP CLUB DJ IS A BALANCING ACT OF THE...

Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones.   You were both born in Poland? NATALIA: Yes, Ostrów Mazowiecka. NATASHA: I was 12 and a half when we came here,...

HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot

America’s Magazine captivates readers with a girl-girl spread guaranteed to drive them around the bend.  Who among us hasn’t felt that we’re losing our minds at least a little bit once in a while? And what can drive a person wild faster than the sight of two hot chicks going to town on each other? ...