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HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave

With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months.  The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like this, however, are not quite so solid. Putting itself on the razor’s edge of modern grooming habits, the March ’76 HUSTLER...

Support Your Local Strip Club

A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair share of girlfriends, bachelorettes, wives, side pieces, sisters and moms. Hell, I’ve even twerked for Grandma. From girls’ nights...

Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex

Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment. Leftovers: They shouldn’t just be a challenge for your five-year-old sweatpants to endure. What if you could take those morsels of carbohydrate-fueled goodness and utilize them in the bedroom? Yep,...