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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade.  And when life gives you melons like these…well, hopefully you’ll be wearing a back brace, because that’s a whole lot of weight.  HUSTLER’s pictorials are world renowned for serving up juicy pink, but “Big...

Sex in Lockdown: Pegging for Mercy

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business

Typically, HUSTLER is in the business of putting Honeys on its covers, leaving the bunnies to that other men’s magazine. But the April ‘78 issue of America’s Magazine was a notable and dramatic exception to that rule.  As Easter loomed, HUSTLER weighed in on the increasing secularization of the holiday with a cover that surely...