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Scheerleader

Paul Scheer is truly a man for all television seasons. From his foibles on the FXX hit The League to his roundhouse ass-kickery in Adult Swim’s NTSF SD: SUV::, he’s been synonymous with all things comedy since Best Week Ever back in the day. You’ve spotted him on Fresh Off the Boat, 30 Rock, Childrens...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat

What’s in a name? When it comes to Eufrat, the sizzling subject of this edition of HUSTLER Triple Threat, a whole lot of intrigue.  The first thing anyone thinks when gazing upon this stunning Czech export is, of course, Wow she’s really hot. The second thought is equally inevitable: Eufrat? What kind of name is...

Ed Asner: “My Soul Is Progressive”

Ed Asner has won more Primetime Emmy Awards for performance than any male actor in television history. He earned five for portraying his signature role, the gruff but lovable newsman Lou Grant—first on the sitcom The Mary Tyler Moore Show and then in the spinoff hour-long series Lou Grant—making him the first actor to score...