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Dale Bozzio: Life Is So Strange

Nearly 40 years after finding stardom, the trend-setting Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) is still rocking, with a new album and autobiography on the way—and yes, at age 65, she’d still pose nude for us.    “Life is so strange…” So went the lyrics to “Destination Unknown” by the iconic 1980s New Wave band...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

In many parts of the country, it’s that time of year again—that brief but fattening season when you can’t even do your grocery shopping without gangs of youths besieging you to buy their teeth-rotting wares.  We, know, right? Like there aren’t already enough people with their hands out in the thick of tax season?  Yes,...

HUSTLER Classic: Come on Barbee, Get Real Barfy

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken seriously.  Sometimes getting all dolled up has nothing to do with throwing on your cutest outfit and putting yourself together as best you can for a special occasion.  Case in point: This parody ad from the...