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November 2025

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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts.  It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves and live longer (unless maybe you’re a member of the No-Mask Brigade), but how much consideration do we give to the well-being of our jizz? Unless...

Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass

A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there are the kinds of lessons that you can only learn from the misfortune of others. Naturally, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to tell you about the latter.  As...

HUSTLER Classic: Who Are Those Masked Ma’ams?

Masks have been the topic of fierce debate in the United States over the last few months, with most reasonable people realizing that face coverings are a vital part of stemming the coronavirus pandemic, and a vocal, irresponsible minority contending—beyond all logic—otherwise.  It’s doubtful that anyone would argue about the mask-centric November ’03 HUSTLER pictorial...