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Abigail Mac: Four Your Pleasure

Singing the praises of four-time HUSTLER Honey Abigail Mac. It takes a rare talent and beauty to grace the pages of HUSTLER Magazine with four separate pictorials. Abigail Mac is one of those exceptional examples. America’s Magazine has been brightened by the Baltimore-bred babe’s presence on numerous occasions stretching back to 2013, making for a...
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HUSTLER Classic: Full of Beans

Usually, the phrase “a hill of beans” is used to describe something of negligible value. But if you ask us, there’s plenty to desire about this particular hill of beans.  HUSTLER covers typically feature sweet babes on them, but the October ’81 cover was particularly mouthwatering, thanks to the piles of jelly beans that surrounded...
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Go Blow Yourself!

Technological innovation has made automated fellatio devices more sophisticated than ever before. We explore the rise of the blowjob machines. In this golden age of technological innovation, the greatest minds on the planet strive endlessly to create a better tomorrow. Breakthroughs in medical devices, interstellar exploration and nanotechnology are marvels to behold—but they just might...