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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Witchin’

It’s Halloween once again and, while this year’s All Hallows’ Eve is considerably different than years past, some things never change. Such as the holiday’s ability to combine spine-chilling spookiness with dick-swelling sexiness.  The November ’76 issue of HUSTLER was packed with plenty of treats for readers who were brave enough to approach with their...

Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard

Artie Lange spent the better part of nine years as Howard Stern’s side kick and today is a regular on Judd Apatow’s HBO show Crashing. His newest best-seller, Wanna Bet? A Degenerate Gambler’s Guide to Living on the Edge, recounts the hilarious highlights of Lange’s life, as well as the lowlights, including drug busts and...

XXX Halloween at Home: Larkin Love

Quarantine and social distancing are not so much terrifying as mind-numbing and, as we enter a long and presumably joyless winter ahead, it’s time to reach out to some friends to find out how to have fun during the holiday season.  With the pandemic pissing on our Halloween parade, it doesn’t look like there’ll be...