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Wetter Than Water

Droplets of water glisten on naked breasts. Ocean spray splashes smooth curves and drips from perfect pink labes. Goddesses laze by pools on hot, sunny days. It’s no secret that HUSTLER likes to shoot wet women… To help you make it through the long winter ahead, here’s a glimpse back at our favorite slippery beauties...

Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!

People love to sext and, in a sense, they always have. From the dawn of human communication, Homo sapiens carved pictures of their dicks onto cave walls and, throughout history, the technology to send ostensibly arousing messages has allowed the art form to evolve from crude drawings to poorly lit bathroom selfies. However, while we know...

Sklarred for Life

You’ve Seen Them on ESPN, or Comedy Central, or Showtime. If It’s Funny And It’s On TV, There’s No Way You Haven’t Been Tag-Teamed By The Sklar Brothers.  We paired Randy and Jason with our own Triple-X twin, then got the lowdown on monkey porn, banging 20,000 chicks, and dealing with haters.   HUSTLER: What do...