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Long-Distance Domination

Domming Goes Virtual in the COVID-19 Era As many of us head into our third week of self-isolation and shelter in place, people are doing their damnedest to adapt in a world where contact is increasingly verboten. It’s one thing if you’re a graphic designer—working from home is a seamless transition—but a global pandemic is...

Stephanie Miller: Laughing Through the Pain

Radio host Stephanie Miller is in the vanguard of cutting edge comedy. Her attacks are political; her weapons: humor, satire and mockery. Miller proclaims, “Now every comedian is pressed into service. Whether it’s SNL’s Kate McKinnon, Stephen Colbert or Samantha Bee, comedians really are leading the resistance, because they’re speaking truth to power.” During her Sexy...

Nuru Madness: One Perv’s Slippery Quest for a Smooth Happy Ending

To any man who appreciates a massage for which the denouement is a happy ending—meaning, I assume, all of us—“nuru” might be “next level” massage, as it entails, not just a random woman generously pulling your pud during a therapy session, but said woman lubing up her entire body with a mysterious Oriental oil and...