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HUSTLER Classic: Rocky Times

Sometimes being stuck between a rock and a hard place isn’t such a bad thing at all.  Take, for example, the December ’88 HUSTLER pictorial “Shoot-Out at Slippery Rock,” which had a little bit of something for everyone: Breathtaking vistas courtesy of the popular vacation spot Lake Powell. A sun-kissed, big-titted blonde who was hot...

Will COVID Ruin Movie Sex Scenes?

After a lengthy coronavirus-driven hiatus, some film productions are getting back to work—and grappling with how to depict intimate relations without endangering performers. We look at how the pandemic is changing the art of onscreen boning. Over the past 80 years, there have been many advances in Hollywood that have made movies better. We understand...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Hayden Hawkens

Kansas might seem like an unassuming Midwest state, but it has produced a number of notable residents. The rock band Kansas, for instance. (Hey, where did you think they were from?) Rock legend Joe Walsh. Melissa Etheridge. Janelle Monae. Hell, even Superman’s hometown—on Earth, anyway—was the fictional Kansas town of Smallville.  Another attention-grabbing native of...