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HUSTLER Classic: Taija Rae, by Any Other Name

What’s in a name? That which we call a pussy by any other name would taste as sweet. It’s a sentiment to ponder, as we look back on this classic August ’86 HUSTLER pictorial featuring ’80s porn phenomenon Taija Rae.  Modern conventional wisdom (or at least a popular game) suggests that, when choosing a nom...
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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts.  It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves and live longer (unless maybe you’re a member of the No-Mask Brigade), but how much consideration do we give to the well-being of our jizz? Unless...
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Nurse, There’s a Gnome in My Ass

A medical professional reveals the strangest sexual accidents she’s seen There are safety elements involved in getting it on that you learn about in Sex-Ed class, and then there are the kinds of lessons that you can only learn from the misfortune of others. Naturally, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to tell you about the latter.  As...