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Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!

People love to sext and, in a sense, they always have. From the dawn of human communication, Homo sapiens carved pictures of their dicks onto cave walls and, throughout history, the technology to send ostensibly arousing messages has allowed the art form to evolve from crude drawings to poorly lit bathroom selfies. However, while we know...

Sklarred for Life

You’ve Seen Them on ESPN, or Comedy Central, or Showtime. If It’s Funny And It’s On TV, There’s No Way You Haven’t Been Tag-Teamed By The Sklar Brothers.  We paired Randy and Jason with our own Triple-X twin, then got the lowdown on monkey porn, banging 20,000 chicks, and dealing with haters.   HUSTLER: What do...

Eric Branchfield: Inspiring Ink-Slinger

As one of the tattoo world’s few wheelchair-bound artists, Eric Branchfield rolled through adversity to reach the top of his craft. Eric Branchfield’s initial interest in tattoos was pretty typical. He always drew cartoons when he was a kid, wanted to become a cartoonist as an adult and realized sometime around the fifth grade that...