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HUSTLER Classic: Diddler on the Roof

A rooftop view overlooking the city can be quite breathtaking. Especially when that view includes a smoking-hot piece of ass who’s eager to ride your cock like a pogo stick.  Such was the case with the subject of today’s HUSTLER Classic, the smoldering  September ’03 pictorial “Avy & Dan: Roofies.”  The photo-spread, lensed by photographer...

Playing Footsie

An ode to the perfect ped: If you’re anything like us, you find steppers exciting, soles sensual, toes and arches—well, endlessly arousing. So we gave ourselves a gift. We combed through the last decade of delightfully delicious foot-centric pics and picked our favorites. We hope you enjoy the results as much as we enjoyed the...

Safety Dance

Will strip clubs ever be the same after COVID-19? America, this is not a drill: we are fucked. And when things are this out of control, “back to normal” is a very dangerous sentiment to hang your hat on. Whether we experience a Hail Mary miracle or not, no matter how this ends, life after...