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Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate

We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into the home of a family of bears and tried out all of their stuff. When she tested out Papa Bear’s bed, it was too hard. When she laid down on Mama Bear’s mattress, it was too...
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John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way

John Nichols is one of America’s foremost left-leaning journalists. He earned a master’s degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism, is The Nation’s national-affairs correspondent, contributes to In These Times and The Progressive and is associate editor of the Capital Times, the daily newspaper in Madison, Wisconsin, where Nichols lives. He has appeared in...
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Working the Kinks In

How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share your dreams with, and know in your heart that they’ll always be there to...