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HUSTLER Classic: Counting on It

If you get the feeling that things just don’t add up these days, don’t feel bad—you aren’t alone in that sentiment.  And also rest assured in the knowledge that adding things up has been a challenge for plenty of people throughout the ages.  Take, for instance, the beautiful but math-challenged Honey at the center of...

Gut Feelings

Media reports have suggested that women go nuts for guys with big guts—but is it true? We dive deep to get the real skinny. Men have been racking their horny little brains since the dawn of time trying to figure out what it takes to nail more women. And they’ve attempted every mating ritual in...

Fucking With Your Head: The Art of Mindful Sex

Yes, meditation can lead to better banging. No, that doesn’t mean sitting with your legs crossed and chanting, “Ommmmm…” for hours. Read on… If you’re like most guys, you charge into sex headfirst—usually with your little head. But with a little training of your brain, that big head of yours can play a major part...