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One-Night Stands: The Disaster Stories

Sure, hooking up with a stranger for a night of casual groin-grinding sounds like a great idea—until you wake up in the morning with a head full of regret. Read on for some toe-curling cautionary tales. Anyone with a peter or pussy will undoubtedly have a few humiliating stories about disastrous one-night stands. Oh, sure,...

Escorting: The Naked Truth

What really happens between professional companions and the guys who hire them? We speak with a number of escorts to find out. Let’s talk about something very few people truly understand (although everyone is super-curious about the topic). It’s often called the world’s oldest profession, but despite being around for a while, many people are...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Megan Rain

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on Megan Rain, a native of Palm Springs, California, which is known for many attractions, including the nearby Joshua Tree National Park. An equally beautiful natural wonder, Megan first grabbed HUSTLER readers’ attention with the March ’17...