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The Matt Gaetz Probe and a Brief Look at Washington Sex Scandals

With the Florida congressman reportedly under investigation, we look at some of the salacious scandals that have rocked Washington, D.C. in the past. MAGA edgelord and purported mega-douche Matt Gaetz, the Republican representative from Florida’s 1st Congressional District, seems to know a thing or two about getting ahead in politics: suck up to the bigger...

Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy

As scientists explore the possibility of creating human colonies on the Red Planet, we look at the many challenges of boning on the fourth rock from the sun. One day, the aliens are going to show up on Earth and find nothing but a burned-up sign on the White House lawn that reads, “We fucked...

Barbara Crampton: The Scene Queen Arises

Decades after first capturing horror-film fans’ hearts, the Re-Animator and From Beyond star continues to advance the genre with her new movie, Jakob’s Wife. We’re partial to a good scare here at HUSTLERMagazine.com. (Hey, what better way to spend an evening with your significant other than getting close while watching a horror movie?) So out...