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Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide

Yes, clashing with your romantic partner is inevitable on occasion. Here’s how to minimize the discord and get back on the path to harmony as soon as possible.  Some degree of conflict in relationships is inevitable. Whether it is spurred by stress, misunderstanding or unresolved issues, all couples experience moments of friction. The key is...

The Matt Gaetz Probe and a Brief Look at Washington Sex Scandals

With the Florida congressman reportedly under investigation, we look at some of the salacious scandals that have rocked Washington, D.C. in the past. MAGA edgelord and purported mega-douche Matt Gaetz, the Republican representative from Florida’s 1st Congressional District, seems to know a thing or two about getting ahead in politics: suck up to the bigger...

Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy

As scientists explore the possibility of creating human colonies on the Red Planet, we look at the many challenges of boning on the fourth rock from the sun. One day, the aliens are going to show up on Earth and find nothing but a burned-up sign on the White House lawn that reads, “We fucked...