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Friday Funnies: Copping Out

Police work can be serious and even grim business—but the long arm of the law has a pretty substantial funny bone too. So halt for a laugh break and enjoy some of HUSTLER’s most arresting cartoons. “You were doing 69 in a 55 zone…” “Okay, Mr. Smith, we’re convinced you didn’t beat your wife. Just...

Don’t Fear the Queefer

Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any warning, and regardless of which region of the world they occur in, they all carry a tune that sounds a hell...

Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love?  Of course not, so what are you waiting for? Get right to it! And when you’re done here, use your fingers to stroll over to our first installment of Fine, Fingered Femmes here!  Syren Sexton...