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Anthrax Drummer Charlie Benante’s ‘Silver Linings’ Playbook

The man who pounds the kit for Anthrax pays tribute to his influences with a star-studded album of eclectic covers. Like many of us, Anthrax’s drummer Charlie Benante was losing his mind in quarantine. The endless days of endless nothingness were getting to him. But unlike most of us who just watched everything on Netflix,...
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Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant

What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop… Behind every great leader, every success story, every icon whose achievements we revere, is a dedicated assistant who keeps it all on the rails. Do you think Batman could find his socks without Alfred? I think not....
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Color Us Aroused

If your ideal self-pleasure session involves gripping your cock in one hand and a crayon in the other, rejoice; WoodRocket has you colored—err, covered.  Adult coloring books became a bit of a craze a few years ago, and have enjoyed renewed popularity during the COVID-19 pandemic as grown-ups have sought stress-relieving activities to pass the...