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XXX Halloween at Home: Penny Barber

Freddy’s hanging up his glove this year. Michael Myers is going to leave the Strode house alone, and there won’t be anyone at Camp Crystal Lake to terrorize.  There’ll be no trick or treating. No haunted houses. No costume parties. Halloween in 2020 looks like it might suck more than a weekend at Dracula’s castle....

HUSTLER Classic: Halloween’s a Real Drag

With COVID-19 pretty much putting the kibosh on trick-or-treating and Halloween parties for many of us, All Hallows’ Eve is bound to be a bit of a drag this year.  Which is a shame, but perhaps it’s some consolation that Halloween has been a real drag in the past.  Need proof? Look no further than...

Charlotte Sartre: Spooky-Hot

Like everything else in 2020, Halloween isn’t going to be the same this year. Luckily, goth goddess Charlotte Sartre is here to scare you stiff with her sexy, spellbinding presence.  Between the ongoing pandemic, civil unrest and whatever the hell this election campaign has become, Halloween is definitely not going to feel like Halloween this...