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Fortune Feimster: Ice-Cream Dancing

Fortune Feimster is fucking funny. Feimster (rhymes with teamster) is a walking dichotomy, a flannel-loving lesbian who was also a Southern debutante. She started out on Last Comic Standing, made a name for herself playing hags like Huckabee and Ann Coulter on Chelsea Handler’s shows, and today pops up and regularly steals scenes in roles...

Laura Desirée: Naked Ambition

Laura Desirée is perfect. Her delivery is perfect, and her interview skills are a ten out of ten. But when the end game is world domination, well, such is the level to which she must perform. Today, however, she is getting some much needed rest from the breakneck schedule that perfection demands. And those pillows...

The Power to Heal: Hands-on Sexual Therapies

Illustrations courtesy The Institute of Somatic Sexology Western civilization has a bipolar relationship with sexuality. From an early age, children are often taught to be ashamed of “indecent” thoughts and punished for looking at porn. And whereas sex is omnipresent in advertising and entertainment, it’s shunned by religious institutions. In schools basic sex education has...