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Brandi Love: A Conservative Canceled?

Self-described MAGA MILF Brandi Love attended a conservative event hoping to spend quality time with kindred spirits. Instead, she learned an unpleasant lesson about certain factions in the movement. It’s been said that liberals fall in love and conservatives fall in line, but that’s not always the case. When Brandi Love, MILF porn star and...

Pop-Shot Propriety

Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette. Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They are for the mangy and wild. At best, they’re hero worship with lots of gagging and slobbering—an act that, for a...

Marta Gabriel: All Hail the Metal Queen!

The hard-rocking goddess behind Crystal Viper pays tribute to the artists who inspired her with her new solo album Metal Queens. What is better than a hot chick who rocks? Nothing! Meet Marta Gabriel. Fans of her band Crystal Viper are more than aware of the “Queen of the Witches” rocker and her powerful vibrato voice,...