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Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!

In the mood for some infantile humor? You’re in luck—because we’re giving birth to a virtual nursery full of cartoons to kid around with. Get ready for some goo-goo ha-ha! “We think he’s a Republican…” “I got this baby stuff figured out. I just shit my pants, scream my head off, and before I know...

Jerking for a Living

Thinking about becoming a sperm donor to pick up some extra cash? Here are the ins and outs of masturbating for profit. Men are constantly jerking off. It’s one of the few activities, outside of playing video games and drinking beer, that most are happy to do free of charge. However, many are unaware that...

HUSTLER Legends: Jillian Janson

Whether she’s scaring fans’ pants off in her mainstream horror films or enticing them to drop their drawers with her XXX offerings, Jillian Janson is a fearsome talent who can’t be ignored. Jillian Janson is a scary-talented porn phenomenon—in the best way possible.  The Minneapolis-born beauty isn’t just the pretty face and knockout body that...