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Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor

Hey, you—why don’t you go to hell? And have a few good laughs while you’re at it! We’re taking the highway to Hades today to celebrate the lighter side of eternal damnation with this collection of devilishly outrageous cartoons set in Satan’s domain. “At first I thought hell was great, but all you get are...

Matt Sorum: Walking the Walk

Quick—give us your résumé. Whatever is on it, we’ll bet it is nowhere as impressive as the gigs Matt Sorum has on his. The go-to rock drummer has played with a who’s who of mega bands including The Cult, Guns N’ Roses, Velvet Revolver, Hollywood Vampires, Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top and many more. With...

Hump-Day Special: Orgy Overload

As the old saying goes, the more, the merrier—and nowhere is that more true than in the grand tradition of the orgy. Sure, one-on-one intimacy is great, but sometimes nothing beats a good group grope.  With that in mind, let’s dive into the flesh-pile and do it ancient Roman-style with this pictorial salute to communal...