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Alien Sex Fiends

As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are coming—Splat! While UFOs used to only appear in the tabloids with shocking headlines like “I’m Having an Alien Love Child” and “I Was...

Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled

In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons! “Your son is extremely intelligent for his age. He does not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Republican Party.”  “Richard, ask the question...

Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness

Cock-blocking roosters. Pissed-off dads who threaten castration. If you think that losing your virginity was awkward, check out these cringe-inducing stories of lost innocence. Young people often over-romanticize losing their virginity as if it’s going to be an ultra-sexy, mind-blowing affair that will inspire harp-strumming angels to emerge from the heavens. Although our first time...