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July 2025

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What Turns Women Off?

Forget farting in bed or belching at the dinner table—here are the things that will really put you in the No-Bone Zone with the ladies… Ask a man to identify the leading complaints straight American women have about their partners, and he might mention burping at the dinner table or farting in bed. However, according...

Call Me Daddy?

What does it say about a woman if she likes to call her lover by a paternal pet name? And what about the guys who like it? We dive into the complicated issue. It should be considered a dark stain on the fabric of society that couples are required to have cutesy pet names for...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natasha Malkova

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Natasha Malkova, who hails from Sacramento, California. The capital of the Golden State, Sacramento goes by many nicknames—Sactown, Sac, City of Trees, and so on. In this case, City of Trees seems most...