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Wedding Bell Blue Balls

A new study has found that—shocker!—getting married doesn’t necessarily lead to sexual satisfaction. So why bother getting hitched, and how do you keep the fire in your marriage after years of banging the same person? Read on for answers. People have been getting married pretty much since the dawn of time in an effort to...

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up Vol. II

Don’t a sexy pair of stockings just make you feel great? No, not necessarily from wearing them yourself (though we’re certainly not judging if you do), but there’s no denying it—a woman’s beautiful legs are made all the more breathtaking when they’re adorned with a sheer, elegant covering.  With that in mind, let’s dive into...

Cupcake SinClair: Top of the Bottoms

What’s it like to be a professional BDSM submissive? Rejoice, curious readers; Cupcake SinClair is here to show you the ropes. Cupcake SinClair sure does smile a lot for someone who deals in pain and dark sexual fantasies. But how can you not, when you love what you do? Such is the blissful existence of...