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Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...

Cannabis Cuties

In honor of 4/20, we spark up a conversation with some of our favorite weed-friendly XXX performers. It’s that time of year again. That smoke cloud and skunk-scented aroma are in the air: it’s 4/20, the “high” holiday for stoners everywhere! To celebrate this wonderful day of tokeage, we gathered a group of hotties for...

Titty Tuesday, Part II

There’s nothing better than a great pair of shapely breasts, is there? Big or small, we love them all! With that in mind, allow us to hit you with our breast shots, courtesy of HUSTLER’s Honeys. And when you’re done here, get an eyeful with our first installment of Titty Tuesday here! Mila Azul Frankie...