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The Big Kiss-Off

It’s National Kissing Day in the U.S., a day when we celebrate the intimate and soul-lifting act of locking lips with someone we have feelings for. And what better way to pay tribute to the joy of smooching than to gaze upon a bevy of beauties swapping spit and getting down and dirty?  What are...

Footjob Femmes Fatales

We dip our toes into the fabulous world of footjobs with some of our favorite pedi princesses. What has ten toes, arches, soles and makes fans come hard? The feet of some of our favorite performers!  Okay, maybe that riddle was too easy. Let’s tackle some more complicated questions. What makes pretty feet such a...

Full Steam Ahead!

Goddess Veronica Steam is here to clear the air on fart fetishism. Breathe in her wisdom! Let’s forgo the puns and schoolyard humor for the moment and be adults about this: farts are sexy as hell… unless you think they’re not, in which case I bid you a pleasant day. But for those who delight...