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The Smithereens: Lost and Found

More than 40 years after their inception, The Smithereens are far from—to quote one of their many hits—only a memory. Still rocking their legions of devoted fans, the band is also releasing an unearthed collection of gems from their past, The Lost Album. The Smithereens are America’s Band. Formed in New Jersey in 1980, the...

Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition

Summer’s pretty much over, but we’re wrapping things up with a dip in the pool—and a dip in some of the finest pussy to appear in the pages of HUSTLER. Yup—we’re plunging in and making a splash in more ways than one with a collection of poolside pounding. Go ahead; dive in, and feel free...

Out of Your League?

Reluctant to approach that hottie you have your eye on because you think you don’t measure up? We have some good news for you. Whether it’s a seedy bar or PTA meeting, you’ll clearly see that there are two types of people out there itching to get laid.  There are, of course, the ordinary Josephines...