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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part V

It’s getting late into the year, and—climate change notwithstanding—temperatures are dropping, bringing a chill to the air. What better way to keep yourself warm than by cozying up with dark, welcoming tufts of pubes attached to red-hot brunet babes? Go ahead; dive into the bush.  Savannah Sixx Kira Noir Bush Supporter Brooke Haze Nicole Sage...

Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!

In the mood for some infantile humor? You’re in luck—because we’re giving birth to a virtual nursery full of cartoons to kid around with. Get ready for some goo-goo ha-ha! “We think he’s a Republican…” “I got this baby stuff figured out. I just shit my pants, scream my head off, and before I know...

Jerking for a Living

Thinking about becoming a sperm donor to pick up some extra cash? Here are the ins and outs of masturbating for profit. Men are constantly jerking off. It’s one of the few activities, outside of playing video games and drinking beer, that most are happy to do free of charge. However, many are unaware that...