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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 3

In the mood for some arresting humor? You’re in luck, because we’re getting frisky with a collection of police-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Stop in the name of laughter and take a moment to enjoy a few good chuckles.  “That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘Assume the position!’” “Hold it right...

Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking situations to plague mankind. When a couple gets caught with their pants down—and we’re talking quite literally—the initial reaction among sane people is typically...

Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5

Pardon us for butting in, but we don’t think you’ll mind in this case! We’re rearing up once again for another salute to beautiful behinds, rousing rumps and drool-inducing derrieres, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Go ahead, dive in; you’d feel like a real ass if you missed out on this! JC Wilds...