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Whacking at Work: A Cautionary Tale

Experts suggest that self-pleasure breaks at work could help reduce stress and increase productivity. But beware; if you get caught, you could end up using that hand to fill out unemployment forms. We’ve all had a job at one time or another where the big boss man is always screaming at us to stop jerking...

Get a Leg Up Vol. 5

Legs—they’re not just for walking, they’re also for gawking! At least, they are when they’re a shapely pair of gams attached to a beautiful woman. And boy, do we have a lot of those coming your way! So put your peepers on high alert and prepare for a parade of drool-inducing pins, courtesy of some...

XXX Horror Fans

Need some recommendations for Halloween viewing? Some of our favorite XXX performers tell us about their love of scary movies. Have you ever wondered what horror films make some of your favorite performers’ hair stand on end and make them cover their eyes during a gory kill? Well, wonder no longer! With Halloween nearly upon...