Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

September 2025

Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girl-girl rocks our world! Sure, solo babes are sexy and hardcore delightfully dirty. But pussy-licking, frigging and scissoring? Nothing gets us hotter faster. Especially when the cooze in question is porn star famous and dangerously delicious. ’Cause, really, the only thing better than one pussy is two—or three. Witness lez sex at its OMG best…...

Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 3

Break out your pencils, we’re bringing some class to this week’s Friday Funnies with a collection of outrageous, education-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives. Study hard! “We chose your high school because we’d like to get our Matthew into an institution with diversity and an opportunity to be exposed to various types of sex with...

Sexy Professions

Doctor? Lawyer? Corporate chief? Which jobs will make you most attractive to the ladies? Women share their thoughts. All of us have to do something to pay the bills. No matter if a person’s solitary ambition in life is to just sit around all day in dirty underwear playing video games, unless they have a...