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HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean

Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but sometimes getting dirty can lead to a delightfully devilish time.  Case in point? The January 2006 HUSTLER pictorial “Evelyn Lory & Mili Jay: Fill in the Blanks.”  The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, featured brunet beauties Evelyn Lory and Mili Jay, as they cleansed their drool-worthy bodies—before...

Friday Funnies: Catting Around

In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious cartoons! It’s time to do some kitten—err, kidding—around… “I’ve got to get out of here! I overheard the man say that come this weekend he’ll be ‘eating that sweet...

The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...