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Getting Nailed!

Looking for a fetish that you can really sink your claws into? Allow these long-taloned ladies to scratch that kinky itch of yours. Is there anything better than getting nailed in a major way? Okay—not that kind of “nailed.” We’re talking about actual fingernails! You’ve probably seen—and been thrilled by—long, manicured and wildly colored claws...

Hump-Day Special: Office Relations

Hey, it’s National Administrative Professionals Day, when we celebrate the secretaries, assistants and other support staff who keep the offices of the world running smoothly. Let’s honor the people who work under their bosses, providing their valuable services to make sure everything comes off satisfactorily, with a pictorial salute to subordinates and superiors coming together...

Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!

Hooking up with two other people can be a sublime sexual experience, but beware—there are plenty of hurdles on the path to threeway bliss. When Adam* was in college, he used to go to parties at a friend’s house, but the shy biology major never scored with the ladies. That is, until one Halloween night...