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Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters

Sure, this weekend might be all about Mother’s Day, but let’s not sleep on National Babysitter’s Day, which falls annually on the Saturday before Mom’s big day. It’s a day to celebrate babysitters—those stand-in caretakers who watch the kids when the parents go out for some “us” time and, ideally, give Daddy’s cock a kiss...

The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers

An interview with Jeremy C. Young, PEN America’s senior manager of free expression and education “Can it happen here?” That question was posed by Sinclair Lewis in a novel written in 1935, as fascism swept much of the world. Reading It Can’t Happen Here dares readers—then and now—to ponder whether “American exceptionalism” exempts the U.S....

How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter: @TheChloeBelle_ BEST: “Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.” I’m not...