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Penciling in the Porking

Sure, everyone loves the idea of a spontaneous boning session, but in these modern, hectic times, scheduled sex isn’t just an enjoyable alternative—it just might be a necessity. In the minds of most horndogs—at least those romanced into a googly-eyed stupor by the illusions shoved down their throats on their favorite streaming channel—sex is supposed...

Mike Peters: A Great Leap Forward

The lead singer and main songwriter for The Alarm emerges from a leukemia battle with a new album, Forwards. Mike Peters has never had time to look back. As the lead singer and main songwriter of The Alarm, he led the Welsh unit through a decade of hits in the 1980s that included: “Sixty Eight...

When the Sex Goes on Too Long

Yes, believe it or not, it is possible to do too much boning. Here’s why it’s important to screw smarter, not harder (but still plenty hard, too). Men often feel they have to be Olympic, gold medal-winning lovers to meet the demands of modern women. After all, long gone are the days when a guy...