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Danko Jones: The Man, the Band

The veteran Canadian rocker opens up about power trios, the sounds in his head and his group’s epic new album, Electric Sounds. Danko Jones is a man. Danko Jones is also a band. For almost three decades (that’s 27 years running) the Canadian musician and his mighty power trio have been grinding out classic rock-inspired...

Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The swollen appendages between dudes’ legs have been showing humping humanity a good time since we first emerged from the primordial...

Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2

Yippee, yippee, yippee—it’s time to get lippy! Hardcore action is, of course, a wonderful thing, but there’s something incredible about the intimacy of lip-locking, tongue-touching closeness—and it’s even better when it’s two hot chicks swapping spit! So join us as we celebrate HUSTLER Honeys getting mouthy with each other.  Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac Mia...