A recent survey claims to have identified the occupations most closely linked to infidelity, with the medical profession ranking right up there. We explore whether a person’s job is really a factor in their decision to cheat.
When it comes to finding a loyal significant other, that special one-and-only to spend the rest of your life with, it has been cautioned that all ye hopeless romantics should stay far, far away from the likes of musicians and strippers. Why, they’re nothing but trouble, you’ll be advised, what with all their cocaine and the thrill for the night life! Not only do they like to boogie, but they’ll fuck anything and everything that moves. Give your heart to one of these derelicts, some say, and it will be trampled like an ant in a stampede.
However, much like with the existence of aliens, the populace may have been misled about which vocations might be most linked to fucking around. A recent poll from Ashley Madison, the dating site for married folks on the prowl for some strange, finds that it’s actually not anyone in the entertainment field who’s most likely out there trying to launch a home-wrecking business. It’s those fine folks in the medical profession, believe it or not, who are more often going behind their spouses’ backs in pursuit of a perfidious pounding. Female doctors and nurses, namely, are the most fast-assed of the bunch, the survey shows–and, well, we couldn’t be more eager for our next proctology exam.
The data might serve as notice to any man who’s ever had a female health pro reach for their nether regions, perhaps while demanding a cough or a look at their prostate. There’s nothing more intimate. “That’s the reason I shower and splash on a little cologne before going to my appointments,” Dee, a 43-year-old from Hackensack, New Jersey, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “You never know.” Yes indeed, it makes perfect sense, if you ask the fellas, that medical pros are more apt to cheat than people in other occupations. Especially nurses, who are constantly surrounded by the anesthetics-addled flirting of men who teeter on inappropriateness in the midst of a post-procedural haze.
“I went in for a colonoscopy last year and, when I came to, I asked the nurse how my naked ass looked on the table,” Richard of Clarkston, Michigan, tells us. “She told me it looked pretty good. I was wanting to ask her out, but my wife kept pushing me out the door, apologizing for my behavior.”
