Ladies, take note; when you’re playing with a guy’s testicles, try not to go too nuts.
Take a gander at any skin flick, and you might be shocked to see that a lot of the female adult entertainers out there are some real ballers. No, that doesn’t have anything to do with their ability to hustle scenes or the size of their income. Nor does it have anything to do with porn finally infiltrating the NBA—although that would surely make the games more interesting. In this case, being a baller has more to do with their ability to aggressively manhandle a dude’s nut sack without sending him away on a gurney, writhing in pain. These girls are seemingly torturing testicles, rubbing them like they’re about to get three wishes and sucking them as if trying to drink a thick milkshake through a straw. But somehow, the look on the man’s face is not one of pain, it’s sheer pleasure.
This, of course, is confusing to civilian cocks who are well-versed in the sensitivity of those reproductive rocks. For us male mere mortals, just the slightest tap is typically enough of a rumble to bring a grown man to his knees, clenching his stomach and perhaps even shedding a tear, so to see a pair of XXX danglers squeezed, gnawed on and damn near swallowed is, well, nuts. All told, a man’s balls probably shouldn’t be handled in any kind of rough capacity, and yet there is a legion of women out there that appear to be getting away with it.
“I sucked this guy’s sack once, and he let out a disturbing cry. I didn’t think I did it too hard, but he was not happy.”
