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Feminist Men Get Laid More!

According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the neighborhood bar and grill in conservative America, and there could be trouble. It’s a term that invokes fear in petty men, presumably those convinced that the ethos...

Penis Pet Names: An Explainer

Why do so many of us feel the need to assign silly sobriquets to our junk? Is it a sign of a sexual hang-up, or just good, dirty fun? We dig deep for answers. We’re going to give it to you straight, America; you might have some deep-seated issues that will require years of therapy...

Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity

Is sex with your partner starting to feel a little robotic? You’re not alone; it’s a common problem for couples. Read on for essential tips on getting the spark back. When two people first get romantically involved, the result can be electric. This might sound like a cliché, but it is accurate nonetheless. And with...